Ouch!!

Men everywhere are surely joining me in crossing their legs as they read this article about a man(?) found wandering the streets naked, bleeding from the stump of what had once been his penis.

Completely conscious when discovered, it is still not known how his penis was severed - it seems to me that it's the sort of thing which one would remember happening. At this point, his penis has not been discovered so unlike John Wayne Bobbitt, he is more likely to be using the bathroom sitting down than making porn.

Gilly