Wednesday, July 06, 2005

Changing the world

Temperatures are rising, the icecaps are melting, seasons are changing and if we don't act now the Netherlands will be playing "Total Water Polo" by 2050......

The solution is apparently simple....... jumping. Apparently if 600 million people (at least) in the Western Hemisphere all jump at the same time (on a hard surface obviously) then Planet Earth will move into a more advantageous orbit and global warming will be defeated (a Professor said so, so it must be true).

World Jump Day will take place on July 20th 2006 at 11:39.13 GMT (synchronise your watches now). At present they are only a little over 400 million participants short so sign up on their website without delay!

There's nowt as queer as folk......


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