Liverpool received a crucial 9 million pound grant today in order to go ahead with the building of their new 60,000 seater stadium.
According to The Guardian, the new temple to the beautiful game will be built on a patch of land that is currently a car park which will, in years to come allow Liverpool to boast that they "paved a parking lot, put up a paradise".......
update: got a letter printed in Guardian's Fiver with this poor gag - couldn't be prouder!!
update 2: from the following day "Gil Ben Mori's 'paved a parking lot, put up a paradise' comment (Friday's Fiver letters) was bordering on genius. Who did he steal it from?" - David B. - Thank you David - are you of the tribe?